Lost Star Trek: The Next Generation episode where every metaphor is explained by comparing it to Spot’s anus.

Star-Trek-The-Next-Generation-Painting-of-Spot-3An episode has been discovered at Paramount studios, thought to be lost to the ages. Within it Data malfunctions and explains all scientific theories in Layman’s terms by using his pet cat’s anus as an analogy. In one example, when being chased by yet another entity made of energy, Data suggests they must disengage the Dilithium crystals and expel the port nacells straight into the core of the entity. Much like, “when Spot defecates into a bowl of milk, from his anus, like this.” He then squeezes Spot until he poops, making the bowl overflow. If anyone remembers any other lines from the episode please share below.

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